Kosher restaurant

Mori and his wife were dining in a Kosher restaurant in New York when the manager spots them.

Hey, Mori! Good to see you. You look so well!

Oy, Saul, I didn't know you went into the restaurant business? You were in used cars back then, huh! Listen here, I am so impressed by how well your Chinese waiter speaks Yiddish!"

Ssshhi! He thinks it is English.